Overheard in the Bathroom

Visitor 1: Automatic Soap dispensers are weird.
Visitor 2: I wouldn’t know. I only use water.
Visitor 1: *Pause*
Visitor 2: I use soap when I poop.
Visitor 2: I only use water when I pee.

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