Day Terroring…

I’m a disturbed person at times. I know this.

Sometimes I surprise myself though.

I was daydreaming on the Subway yesterday. I imagined that I had seen a friend I hadn’t seen in a long time walking by the subway car I was on at the station. I called out to him. The doors closed then opened again. They do that sometimes as sort of a warning to people when its crowded, Get in or get the hell out of the way. I tried to tell him to call my parents house because they could give him my cell phone number. I knew he still had my parents house phone number. For whatever reason mid way through I try to hold the doors open to say one more thing, but I couldn’t hold them open and it closed on me and the train started to move. I start yelling to people in the car to help pull me inside since I was half in and half out. Nobody moved. Some looked at me, but still did nothing.

Anyway lets just say we then went back into the tunnel, which doesn’t have much room on either side.

Some might say ‘oh, that weird, but I do that sometimes too’ trying to make me feel better and comfort me like a lost little puppy or something. In reality, and I use the term loosely, thats how all my daydreams go.

I was in the middle of the monday morning meeting, yesterday, with the whole department. My mind started to wander and I thought about one of the crazy videos we were all watching friday night while drinking casually. It was from ebaumsworld, I think, and this kid is riding a bike and tries to ride through a doorway in a stonewall. Of course the kid just misses and slams his face right into the rock wall. You could hear the sound. He got up slowly with blood dripping out of his mouth. And after like 3 minutes the kid is like, “oooh god, i ‘ink my ‘aw is ‘ro’en.” It kept replaying in my head, hearing him say that.

Sure that was a little disturbing, what some might find more disturbing was that it was taking all I could muster not to start laughing in the middle of the meeting and trying to hold back the enormous smirk making its way across my face. That shit was funny.