This might be the greatest random quote generator page ever.
[To Jan and Jace] You rotten kids! This is all your fault! I owe you nothing! Without me you’d be on the Herculoids’ planet following Gleep and Gloop with brooms! And you two are no longer friends of mine! I’m tellin that fat geekanerd who does my webpage to officially list you two ingrates as enemies from now on!