I was perusing the Metro on my commute into work this morning, when I came across an article I found hilarious and wrong at the same time. At least once a week, the Metro runs a section called ‘Its tough out there: The Best and Worst of CraigsList’.
Here was today’s:
SEXY SENIOR CITIZEN? – 35
Snow on the Roof, Fire in the Furnace? Tall, slim white male looking for older female, no upper age limit, prefer Black or Asian since I’ve had experience with both, but open to others. When I was 26 I was with a 59 year old for a while (until her daughter, who was older than me, disapproved), now I have one 65 year old sensual friend I’ve been with for 5 years, and am looking for another, or others. So if you’ve noticed me checking you out, and you want more than hot flashes to keep you warm, get in touch…
I was unable to find the actual listing for this, but either way its still classic. I showed it to someone at work and I think he threw up in his mouth a little.