Month: December 2005
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You've Got Mail Part 2
Mission successful! Crisis averted! The only day I went in to work this week and I left at 1pm to rush home in order to get there before my parents. As I turned onto the street, I was prepared to wave myself off, abort the mission and accept the consequences, should my parents’ car be…
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You've Got Mail Part 1
I went home for the first night of Hannukah Sunday evening. My parents mentioned that they were going away for a couple days and had noone to take in the mail for them. Believing this to be an attempt to guilt me into the task, I headed off any turmoil and preemptively volunteered on the…
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The Haul
The holidays are coming to a close and the new year is quickly approaching. Here’s the holiday haul: Battlestar Gallactica Season 1 Battlestar Gallactica Season 2.0 Firefly: The Complete Series $50 gift certificate to Barnes & Noble 1 GB Flash Drive 2006 Marvel Superheroes Calendar Business Card Holder Creative Zen Vision Fullmetal Alchemist Manga Volume…
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Flash Game of the Week: Jedi Trainer 2.0
59 kills. 14,776 points. This game is good. Jedi Trainer 2.0
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Chop that ice!
I entered the Ace Hardware on a mission. The mission: To find and purchase an ice chopper for the driveway. Secondary mission: Find and purchase a shovel. As I paced up and down the aisles, the musk of plastics, metals, and chemicals permeated the air. On the third aisle, I came across a display of…
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Wet Dreams
This morning on the subway, I watched a woman fall asleep in the seat across from me and proceed to spill the coffee she was holding all over herself and her bags. She used her newspaper to cover the spill on the floor, Big Daddy style.
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Flash Game of the Week: Mouse 1.0
In this week’s truly annoying and addictive flash game, you have to move your mouse to the white window. The full name of the game is Mouse 1.0: Escape from Windows. Mouse 1.0
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Holiday 2005 Shopping Season
I have updated my wishlist with a few things for the holidays, in addition to what was already present on the list. I will be adding further items as I think of them. You may now go buy me stuff.
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When Retards Cry
I was in Park Street Station on Tuesday waiting for the next Red Line train to arrive. It is very common for performers of some sort to be singing, playing music or offering up some other type of performance hoping that those waiting on the same platform will deliver them a small fee for their…