Category: Random

  • Paperclip Chase

    There comes a time of the month when a man has to pay a bill, reconcile a checking account and do something with all those ATM receipts. This time of the month is regularly followed by the monthly ritual of searhing for the box of paperclips deviously hidden somewhere in my room. Each month after…

  • Restless

    I feel like I’m entering another period of extreme restlessness. The last time it was this bad, I finally got off my posterior and made this blog. It has a bit of a following now, it seems. Lurkers mostly. There are not many registered users that can comment on posts, but I suppose thats alright.…

  • Jesus does not have my back

    I was in Newbury Comics last night picking up a gift for a friend. Since the pub crawl is this weekend, I thought I’d pick up an amusing shirt to wear for the festivities at the same time. I walked around and decided on the ‘Jesus has my back’ t-shirt because thats just funny. When…

  • Condiment Foul!

    A little while ago on an Uno’s night, my friend Dave was trying to pour ketchup onto his plate. As it happens the neck of the bottle was clogged as is a common problem with ketchup bottles. The next thing I know he is sticking a french fry into the bottle to try and unclog…

  • Yak Shaving

    One of things that many people are mystified by about me is my train of thought. It can be rather erratic at times making me seem completely random. I won’t lie, it causes great hilarity in many a stiuation. I thought I’d start a new category of entries to show just how erratic my thoughts…